Crying Mommy

I got home today and noticed Michele's eyeliner was smeared a little under her right eye. Being the sensitive and attentive husband that I am, I asked,

(in an extremely caring and sensitive tone)

"Honey, were you crying today? Are you OK?"

Michele:

"I'm fine. I was out in the garden with Daniel today. I turned around to find him and found that he had picked up the hose and was pointing it at me. I told him to put it down, but he just pulled the trigger. I didn't think he'd do it."