Oh, Daniel...

Some tidbits of conversation with Daniel over the past few days:

#1
"Daniel, you did a great job eating your dinner and you were a good boy all day! You can now have that cookie we promised you."

(in an excited voice)"YAY!" (in a mellow voice) "...um...but how big is it?"

#2
"Daniel, tonight we're having Chinese food for dinner!"

"Good, but it will make me fat."