This morning, like most mornings, I was making my essential cup of coffee. Daniel has become obsessed with smelling the coffee (he's not allowed to drink any, of course) and always asks to take a quick whiff before I grind the beans. Usually, he puts his face close to the beans and says, "mmm...yummy" - I kid you not.
This morning he stuck his face so far in the bowl of coffee beans he came up and had one stuck to his lip--which he promptly licked and swallowed before I could stop him.
Mom doesn't know yet...but I'm guessing in about 30-45 minutes she will.